You Know You Spend To Much Time Online When

you change your desktop background almost daily.

you rarely turn off your computer.

you get hemorrhoids because you’ve been sitting at your computer so long.

a weekend of time spent offline feels like a nice break

you *do* take breaks from the computer, you psychologically schedule yourself to come back when the “4-hours” are up and you can replenish your Slot Game [or insert your favorite game here] tokens!

every time you leave your desk you take both your iPad and iPhone with you, just in case…and your car lighter charger

your dust bunnies have become dust elephants!

you don’t understand the meaning of “too much time online”

you’re too busy online to answer this question and simply go “huh??”

you get cankles from sitting for too many hours. (don’t worry, it’s temporary)

you think it’s Tuesday but it’s really Monday?

you search for the like button on your car radio

you search for reviews for things when you’re at the store.

you turn to your computer to look something up and realized you already are sitting at your computer.

the first thing you do in the morning is turn the laptop on.

you don’t ever have to turn on your computer

Every Lego Fans Dream

Well, if it’s not every Lego Fans Dream, it should be.  If you’re a gamer and a Gears of Wars fan, you’ll want one of these bad boys.  Even if you’re a gamer, you should still want one.  This gun, based off the Gears of War assault rifle, is a Dream come true.

I’ll be getting myself some Lego for Christmas.  If not before then.  This fully working gun, has a Chainsaw, shoots Rubber Bands, and uses clips.  On top of that, it has a working safety.  What more could you really want?

The builders of this, actually show you the mechanics of it.  Just in case you want to know how it works and want to try and build one yourself.  That is if you’re the creative type.  There are of course other builds of similar design, also based of the Gears of War game.  You can check them out on Youtube.