Today is my 30th Birthday and having dinner at any restaurant is usually interesting on this day. You know what I mean, they come out with a piece of Birthday Cake and sing that little annoying song.
Ok, the Happy Birthday song, isn’t annoying. Just to get that clear. I’m talking about the song they sing at the restaurant. Happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday. You know the one. That catchy, but annoying one that makes you embarrassed to be there.
The funny thing is, we were at Applebees the night before and someone had a birthday in the booth right behind us. I was like, oh no, that song again. Even when it’s not your birthday, it makes you smile and blush. All I have to say is WTF?
I was going to ask the waitress at Outback, what they offered for Birthdays. My mother told me I could always tell her it’s your Birthday, but they’ll come out and sing that song. I answered right away, “No, absolutely not. That’s just down right embarrassing.”
Needless to say, I didn’t have a Birthday song, nor did I have a piece of Cake. Personally, I don’t like Birthday Cake on my Birthday. If it’s another Birthday, I’m usually fine with eating a slice of Cake. I”d rather have a tasty Cheesecake instead, with strawberries and whip cream on top.
I decided to not get the Cheesecake either. My mother was like, “for the whole $4 (for the slice), I could make you a whole Cheesecake.” So, I’m sure you know what I opted for. I’d rather have a whole Cheesecake than a slice any day and no one makes them better than my mom does. That’s I’ve found yet.
With that, I hope your birthday is just as eventful. Joking around about silly birthday songs and what ever else you can find to joke about. And may you get a whole Cheesecake on your Birthday to celebrate.
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